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How to Become President in 2 Easy Steps

Becoming President seems like a difficult task, but as we’ve seen recently, it isn’t that hard. In fact, it’s pretty simple and can be done in two steps. Becoming President – Step 1: Be what they don’t expect The American public does not trust the government. This is pretty common knowledge, but it doesn’t stop at the idea of “government”. Citizens of this country also distrust politicians — as long as those politicians are on…

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Jim Moran wants your sympathy, and your money

A few days ago, House of Representatives member Jim Moran told us that he believes “the American people should know that the members of Congress are underpaid”. Now, either this man lost his calendar and thought April 5th was April Fool’s Day, or he’s one of the most ignorant assholes in Washington. Perhaps that ‘a’ in his last name should be replaced by an ‘o’. “I understand that it’s widely felt that they underperform, but…

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