Ranting

Duckface Pictures

Originally posted at MimicLives.com

Duckface picturesSeriously, stop doing this. You do not look attractive at all. In fact, you look like someone hit you in the face with a block of wood.

This strange obsession with taking duckface pictures (pouting your lips, primarily done by girls) is getting out of hand. There is only one thing I think of when I see those pictures, and it isn’t how sexy you look. It’s how well those lips could work my dick. That’s the only redeeming value those pictures have, at all.

I’ve seen some of the Facebook accounts who have dozens upon dozens of duckface pictures. It’s the same face ladies! It doesn’t look any different because you turned your head to the side or you’re wearing a hat in one. You look like Zoolander in a pushup bra, and that is not an image anyone should ever see.

As I said before, these pictures do not make you look hot. They make you look ridiculous and only advertise your possible career in the porn industry. I mean honestly, what else am I supposed to be thinking when I see your lips all pouty like that?  Am I supposed to think “wow, she has pretty eyes”? No, I think about face fucking you so if you don’t want others to think that as well, stop taking those fucking pictures.

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