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Miley Cyrus hates the success of others

Originally posted at MimicLives.com
Miley Cyrus is annoyed that you can become a music artist without having to blow Mickey Mouse. She’s complaining about people like Rebecca Black achieving star power over night with retarded shit like that video “Friday”, as if there is some requirement somewhere that says you have to struggle your ass off to be known. Listen kid, the internet can launch your ass into the public spotlight faster than Speed Racer, so you might want to pull your head out of your ass and pay attention. Things aren’t as hard as you want them to be just because you think they should be.

“I complain enough about people knowing too much about my private life, so to go out there and exploit myself would be silly and hypocritical.” – Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus vs Rebecca Black in a naked cage match
Miley Cyrus vs Rebecca Black in a naked cage match

Right, don’t exploit yourself. Certainly don’t sell Barbie dolls with your image or a clothing line. Also, don’t try to use your stardom for anything outside of what your core job is. Miley, you’re dumb as fuck. You should really take a class at a community college or something to find out what the fuck the internet is. I’m sure they have one, but skip it if it’s taught by Prince, as he’s also utterly clueless about the web.

If you really want people to listen to your music and buy it, you will exploit yourself. You’ll sell the shit out of yourself and put your ass out there on social networking sites. That’s part of the marketing path. Getting pissed off at other people who don’t have the Disney channel funneling everything about them into minds of the human race just shows how stupid you really are.

And Rebecca is cuter than you anyway. Her song is still dumb though. Maybe I’ll get my cage match I asked about last week.

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