I was bored so here is a podcast. A lot of this one references other podcast episodes, including explaining how I know you’re all beating it to Jennette McCurdy. In the end, I freak myself out while I sit in the dark and think about Katie Featherston killing me. I kept imagining her running out of the darkness of my bathroom so she could murder my face.
You know, normal stuff.
OK, as I mentioned, she’s stupid hot. This has been proven by science. My previous podcast that barely mentioned her in the audio but had several pictures of her on the post is the most loved page on this whole site. You guys spend a ton of time on that page. I’m pretty sure it’s not because of the writing.
Don’t worry, no one cares. I don’t care, Jennette probably doesn’t care, and the Pope doesn’t care. We all expect it. After all, look at her. I know you are.
You’ve probably already stopped reading. Goat hamburger toilet pants. Yep, you didn’t read any of that.
Freaking myself out
The Katie Featherston part changed everything. Basically I ended up scaring the crap out of myself while I recorded this. To calm myself down, I considered watching Kung Fu. Somehow this turned into me watching it with a zombie David Carradine, who I imagined would just be sitting next to me on the couch and staring at me.
As you can imagine, this didn’t help.
Ending Snippet – Katie’s Coming (Version 2)
This is the full version of the snippet that ended the podcast. It is one of three versions of the same song, each one with differences in the third verse, including how they end. This was my favorite of the three.