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Sign the Petition to Deport Justin Bieber

It’s really no secret that I’m not a fan of Justin Bieber. I’ve made that pretty obvious over a variety of things I’ve written here, said in my podcasts and within my music. When I found out that there was a petition to kick this little shit out of the United States and back to Canada, I was more than happy to add my name to the list.

The White House has a part of their website that allows you to petition the government for pretty much anything you want. You can do this freely, but it won’t actually matter unless it gets 100,000 signatures. Once it reaches that magic number, it is reviewed by the appropriate White House staff and then responded to.

The Petition to Deport Justin Bieber currently has 219,229 signatures, and it’s growing.

Fans of this douchebag are of course complaining about the petition. They have somehow blinded themselves to the bullshit that this asshole keeps pulling. They don’t want to see the truth, so they put on their Belieber t-shirt and follow each other on Twitter, posting ridiculous comments about how they are going to marry him and father his idiot children.

Bieber has proven time and time again that he does not give a shit about anything other than himself. He drives like a maniac. Last year he decided that he would do more than 80 mph to avoid the paparazzi taking his picture. He didn’t care about anyone else who might be driving on that street, only about his own reluctance to be photographed.

He continues to drive like an asshole, even in residential neighborhoods. Keyshawn Johnson, the former football player, has confronted this shithead in the past. Living in the same neighborhood as Bieber, he chased him down one day after the jackass came barreling down the street at 100mph past Johnson’s house while his two toddler children were outside playing. Like any parent who actually cares about their children, this pissed him off. He tried to confront the asshole who thinks he’s a NASCAR driver, but his bodyguard posse stepped in to prevent the douchebag from getting exposed to the reality of his actions.

There are also a slew of other stupid stunts he’s pulled, including pissing in a bucket in a restaurant and apparently egging someone’s house. Recently he was arrested for drag racing, which was done without a valid drivers license and while under the influence. The toxicology report showed that he had both marijuana in his system as well as prescription medication. He blamed those on his mother, saying she gave them to him.

Right now, he’s in Toronto facing assault charges against a limo driver.

The petition has a pretty clear reason for wanting him kicked out of the country. It states:

[quote align=”left”]We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.[/quote]

As you might imagine, there are those out there who want to defend his actions. They blame it on being a teenager. Apparently, we’re supposed to forgive this kind of crap simply because he’s 19, as if somehow that would justify blatant law breaking in a country that he is a guest in.

There are other petitions that have popped up, each with their own stupid version of why he should stay. This one for example, exemplifies idiocy:

[quote align=”left”]Justin Bieber does not deserve to be deported. He makes mistakes like any other teenager on the planet. He has been forced to grow up with the whole world watching him. I believe that he should not be deported for that reason. America is what made him who he is today. There are actual criminals in America that should be deported, not a teenager that is frowned upon due to “haters”[/quote]

Mistakes are not purposeful actions that you know are wrong. He knows what he is doing is illegal and destructive, yet he does them anyway, knowing full well that it’s in the public eye. Because of morons like the person who created that petition, he continues to think he can get away with it. Meanwhile, us “haters” are apparently supposed to put up with his bullshit. Maybe one day he’ll come speeding by this stupid person’s house and run over their child. I wonder if they’ll support him then.

[quote align=”left”]It’s completely unfair to deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card. He is a young teen whom is going to make mistakes in life. He’s 19 and is living under a microscope. He doesn’t have a normal life and everything he does is automatically bad. Don’t deport someone who was forced into depression by the media and is bullied everyday of his life for being successful. He hasn’t done anything dramatically horrible. Deportation shouldn’t even be considered for someone whom is growing up and learning about their life.[/quote]

Again someone attempts to use his celebrity status as reason not to deport him. They are not only trying to justify the bad behaviour, they are also trying to make you feel sympathy for him. The media beats him up constantly, so we should just let him do whatever he wants. Does it bother anyone else to know that these stupid ass people are going to be raising children one day?!

[quote align=”left”]Instead of looking at all the horrible events that Justin Bieber has been through why not the good? People only look at his bad boy aura and not everything that he has done to help around the world. He has donated so much money to charities but people overlook that fact. Also, what about all these celebrities that have done so much worse. For example, Chris Brown was charged for Women abuse but was let off the hook. Just because he’s Justin Bieber and not some rapper doesn’t mean he deserves this.[/quote]

Wait, the horrible events he’s been through? Don’t you mean the horrible events he caused? And we’re supposed to ignore the bad stuff simply because he’s given money to charities. Chris Brown is douchebag, so we’re supposed to let him be a douchebag too, is that it? First of all, fuck Chris Brown. He deserves to get his face kicked in by the cast of Riverdance. Also, there’s no such thing as being charged with ”Women’s abuse” you idiot.

[quote align=”left”]The whole idea of Justin Drew Bieber getting deported, is completely unfair. He doesn’t deserve this…. With your help, we can stop it. He’s human. He’s not perfect. The media sees the bad side of him. Please. He’s saved so many lives. Including mine. A lifesaver, Shouldn’t deserve this.[/quote]

When the hell did Justin Bieber become paramedic? A firefighter? A member of the Justice League? I don’t recall ever reading about this shithead ever saving anyone’s life. He has however, attracted the attention of a massive amount of very delusional people who have forgone their own lives to live in a fantasy where he will some day come down from the pedestal they’ve placed him on, whisk them away to a land of singing butterflies and dancing mice in feety pajamas, and be with them forever. You know what is unfair? Letting him continue to get away with things that others would be hard pressed to slither out of. Also, using his middle name doesn’t help your cause.

The thing that most of these people seem to have in common is the idea that because he’s young and in the public eye, we should just forgive his actions. Just let it all go. He’s a teenager, he’s supposed to do things like this. A while back I talked about how I have no problem with Miley Cyrus because she’s a teenager and she’d doing stupid things. The difference between what she does and what he does is that he actually risks the safety of others, and clearly has no feeling toward the property of those around him.

I hope they kick this asshole out. I really do. If not, I hope he goes to jail. Not that Paris Hilton bullshit version of going to jail, I mean an actual sentence that any of us would be given if we did the same thing. After all, it’s only a matter of time before he actually hurts someone with his insane driving. Maybe it will be someone you know, and maybe then people will wake up and start punishing this little asshole that his parents were clearly to fucking stupid to try to teach right from wrong to.

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